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The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews And testing were done, there were 3 finalists; Two men and a woman. For the final test, the FBI agents took one of The men to a large metal door and handed Him a gun. 'We must know that you will...

Hi Anyone bought a property (appartment house) etc overseas esspecialy in Maderia? We currently have a timeshare over there and now considering buying a place. More as a step on the ladder, i.e pays the mortgage. But any advice would be good on buying abroad, Thanks

Why are beekeeping suits white? Its not like they blend in when you are out in the feild. And Have you tried to keep your suite clean / white?

Hi Firstly I am not refering to a summer type inspection, but simpley as basic as "is my hive still there!" Its all to easy to turn the central heating up a notch or two and forget about your bees for months on end. Even though you should not be opening this time of year there are many things...

A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, 'What are all those clocks?' St. Peter answered, 'Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock...

Hi At the weekend I metlted and jarred of fmy last 30 lbs of honey. I have about another 30lbs but it is only good enough for the bees. Is anyone else down to their last supplies? or allready run out?

Chris wanted to buy his new girfriend a xmas present, she had gone home to Scotland for the holiday. Chris went to Harrods with his sister and he bought the new girfriend a pair of good quality gloves, not to roamantic but practical, his sister bought a pair of very sexy nickers and they went...

Hi Recived a letter from central Science labs today, did anyone else? Makes no reference to a visit, just updating their records?

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A BBC report, below http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/7734769.stm "Bee keepers are warning that there could be no domestically produced honey left on supermarket shelves by Christmas. Supplies are significantly down because of a mite infestation that has killed off a quarter of the UK's...

My plans for 2009! Get my 4 hives though winter, then expand through AS spilts with the aim to sell on as many nuc/ hives as possible. This year, starting with just 3 hives I managed expand to 10 and sold 6. Honey is a minor secondary issue. Some may view this as exploting the situation by...

Hi This is the first year I have had chickens. I have noticed on the morning when their door opens, (yes they have an automatic door, which I made myself!), they are straight over to round the beehives. I think they are picking up chucked out grubs and bees?

Women all over the world are shaving their pubic hair in support of Obama's election result. Their message to the world is : " READ OUR LIPS, NO MORE BUSH......" News just in from the Whitehouse, George Bush's wallet is missing already Barak Obama is not in office yet, but he...

How To Shower Like a Woman Take off clothes and place them sectioned in laundry basket according to lights and darks. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental...

1. Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play, normally one club and two balls. 2. Play on a course must be approved by the owner of the hole. 3. Unlike outdoor golf, the object is to get the club in the hole and keep the balls out of the hole. 4. For most effective play...

My SGC arrived on Friday so I am off shopping this weekend:D I am looking for a u/o 12g for rought/game shooting. Then will be on to my neighbours farm for the odd pigeon , pheasant or duck, purley fior my freezer and maybe a few freinds and family.

Hi I currently have 4 hens, but looking to get another 4 for eggs and also classed as "pets" because O/H gives them names! But I am trying to buy some more land to expand my hens for meat birds and pigs.

Hi We all know how and why we ar here! And I am sure the Admin is more than capable of this site promotion, but is there anything we can do?

Hi I have PM'ed Admin, just wanted to check if others think the forum is running slow?